There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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