Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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