How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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