Whod you bang
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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