I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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