I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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