my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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