hotel room ftw
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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