If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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