he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Found your dick twin last night
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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