I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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