why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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