I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He kissed a someone with a penis
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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