Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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