it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
No subtext here. People are naked.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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I just had sex on a roof
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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