talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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