Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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