Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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