You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
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Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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