Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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