is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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