ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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