i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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