Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
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okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
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You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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