i jhust puked up my retainher.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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