well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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