What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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