I'm drive I can fine osifer
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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