I wish I only lived at night.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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