Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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