I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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