i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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