and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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