For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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