hotel room ftw
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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