I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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