I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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