A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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