I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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