Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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