This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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