In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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