I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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