I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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