That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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