i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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