If that was your dad, he is hot
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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