It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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