I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Randomize