The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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