well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Pooping to opera.
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