A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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