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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.

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(212): Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing. http://tfl.nu/bv2c

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(850): View more from Florida

I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.

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(850): I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again. http://tfl.nu/tqvr

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(619): View more from California

This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.

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(619): This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for. http://tfl.nu/6gu4

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.

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(306): we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too. http://tfl.nu/4mc0

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(320): View more from Minnesota

How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?

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(320): How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash? http://tfl.nu/c8co

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.

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(704): Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success. http://tfl.nu/ssjq

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(912): View more from Georgia

I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not

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(912): I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not http://tfl.nu/o8dj

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.

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(601): I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka. http://tfl.nu/8ven

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(443): View more from Maryland

SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'

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(443): SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK' http://tfl.nu/77su

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.

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(405): Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center. http://tfl.nu/aec1

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(310): View more from California

Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?

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(310): Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH? http://tfl.nu/yzjc

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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man

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(864): Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man http://tfl.nu/sja1

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?

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(603): Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people? http://tfl.nu/67j9

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(253): View more from Washington

T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.

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(253): T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night. http://tfl.nu/lo7s

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.

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the essentials, lol

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(306): he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer. (1-306): the essentials, lol http://tfl.nu/fcrf

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